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Old 12-05-2008   #1
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[Spanish] Antes y despues...
Antes y después del matrimonio

Antes: Dos por noche.
Después: Dos por mes... o menos.

Antes: ¡Me dejas sin aliento!
Después: ¡Me estás ahogando!

Antes: ¡No pares!!
Después: !!No empieces!!

Antes: Fiebre de sábado noche.
Después: Midnight Football.

Antes: El sonido de la música.
Después: Los sonidos del silencio.

Antes: Estar a tu lado...
Después: ¡Hazte a un lado!

Antes: Me gustan las mujeres llenitas.
Después: !Nunca me gustaron las gordas!

Antes: Me pregunto que haría sin él.
Después: Me pregunto que hago con él.

Antes: Erótica.
Después: Neurótica.

Antes: Parece que estamos juntos desde siempre.
Después: ¡Siempre estamos juntos!

Antes: Ella adora como controlo las situaciones.
Después: Ella dice que soy un manipulador egomaníaco.

Antes: Anoche lo hicimos en el sofá.
Después: Anoche dormí en el sofá.

Antes: Había una vez...
Después: Fin...

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Antes del matrimonio:

ÉL : ¡Sí!, Por fin. Que duro fue esperar.
Ella : ¿Quieres dejarme?
ÉL : NO! Ni siquiera lo pienses.
Ella : ¿Tú me amas?
ÉL : Por supuesto, una y otra vez
Ella : ¿Alguna vez me has sido infiel?
ÉL : Noo! ¿Cómo te atreves siquiera a preguntar eso?
Ella : ¿Me besarías?
ÉL : En cada oportunidad que tenga
Ella : ¿Te atreverías a golpearme?
ÉL : ¿Estás loca? No soy ese tipo de persona
Ella : ¿Puedo confiar en ti?
ÉL : Sí
Ella : ¡Mi amor!

Después del Matrimonio:
Lea de abajo a arriba
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No los he hecho yo, pero los he encontrado chistosos (raro sentido del humor?) y queria compartirlo jajaja
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Old 12-05-2008   #2
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lol no es como para mearse de risa xD
pero esta kewl D:
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Old 12-05-2008   #3
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Old 12-05-2008   #4
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Si asi es... y a veces pasa, claro omitiendo algunos detalles.. jaja
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Old 12-05-2008   #5
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XD SUPER COOL AMIS XD
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Old 12-05-2008   #6
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Ola Laura ... yo voy a esperar a ver si me pasa ese antes y despues
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JAJAJAJA OK Q BKN AMIS ¡¡
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Ok q bkn, ya ksi... Cn el idioma xd
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como puedo decir: entiendo
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